Unicorn Lube

Description

Lube. Everybody and their mother use it….

Our weapon lubricant is damn good if we do say so ourselves. Crafted from premium Unicorn tears, multigrade with proper viscosity, and adheres to your magical horn bolt carrier group like nothing else. We jest, but no, this is not a personal lubricant, though it should be* (except for the probable rash that would ensue). But your AR-15 will love it, just ask her BCG. And while very safe (GHS Classification: not a hazardous substance or mixture) ours isn’t a cooking oil, you don’t want to eat it, and it doesn’t make very good fish tacos… it’s real gun lube that tastes like hell (don’t ask), doesn’t give a damn how green it is, you don’t have to bake it or any such silliness, but it gets the job done like 50 weight in an old Diesel.

Sure, we might be mocking all those ridiculously priced “wonder oils” out there by calling our product Unicorn Lube, with maybe a slight nod to the availability of certain parts of our own manufacture, but hey, it’s fun and you know exactly what we’re talking about. If you want a fully synthetic oil that bonds to your bolt carrier group like its soulmate, that doesn’t vaporize and holds particulates in suspension with the best of them, then our lube is for you. This high temp, high viscosity index formula is also great for slide rails, trigger/sear interfaces, and of course general lubrication, all with a replaceable Luer lock blunt needle tip for precise application.

Specifications

• Full synthetic formulation
• Extreme temperature range
• Resistant to burn-off
• Acts as a moisture barrier/rust preventative
• Luer lock standard blunt needle applicator, 1″ long, 18-gauge, .038 ID, pink
• Promotes BCG happiness
• All components, material, and packaging made in the USA

*Seriously, not suitable for personal lubrication. At all.

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